#BonVoyage

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Welcome to Planet #644

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🌒 Welcome to Planet #644 🌘 ♾

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Welcome to Planet #644

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🌒 Welcome to Planet #644 🌘 ♾

When the #Lardverse

imploded

into its own

#BlackestBlackHole

to escape the cosmic flood that infiltrated its shores

to our surprise

the rising tide chose to challenge all y’all’s fate.

For even though #MagmaHead

was able to relocate the Lard-e-ans to the outskirts of Mux

our reason for fleeing,

the wave of death

we found ourselves immersed in

had ulterior motives.

As an alien entity infiltrating @Lardverse under the guise of #LardCrabs

the cancerian garble

was not limited to the #literal oceanic surge.

So…..as we started to

swoosh, splash, swirl,

into a vat of unplanned

#Bon_voyage

& round and round the merry-go we went

without hesitation

our cancer commandeered vortex consented to the unthinkable…

They #sacrificed their shape…

From water let there be

S.T.E.A.M.

From steam let there be #energy

From energy let there be light!

& from light…

let there be

#LARD

Lard-shaped-garble

gained us vantage

a bird’s eye view to settle ancestral debt:

The ocean for the sky

to mirror the dreams of a dying planet.

‘IT’ only cost us a #tooth,

a lion & a life source…

but the old saying,

“the sky’s the limit,” no longer applies

we fuxking ate it.

To what lengths are you #willing?

In result of or compliments to

the backdoor black hole from which we traveled through

@Lardverse instantaneously transmogrified

from wave to particle.

This recalibration of atoms reframed our multiverse to an expression of #One…

Long live the mighty sphere!

More peculiar, this rock was not forgotten

it was sold for the purchase to:

#LardGein

Wall Street expat/k[n]ot_human

A Mysterious figure indeed. Not much is known about him other than

he looks impeccable in a suit.