#MeetLard

Greetings! My name is LardEian Alexander Kouri, “Lard” for short. I am a non-conceptual-conceptual artist *performing capitalism* as an elaborate troll and homage to the legacy of my father, the late Dr. Pentti Kouri.

My business: LardLabs, LLC., “visual.think.tank.” has grown from a transactional enterprise into a multimedia, cross-platform, spiritual, and immersive experience facilitating happenings between atoms.

This website: “LardLabs.com” is a storytelling wormhole, blurring the lines between business and myth. In my multiverse there is no boundary separating life from art. I am a self-proclaimed absurdist, a banana, and a black hole. But I am not the product. I am are the producer. The intervention introducer. My purpose is to challenge the way y’all think.

For I, Eian, #Gein, em an artist-philosopher with two masters: money and geometry, and my ploy is to comprehend infinity.

Knowledge.

2021 Masters in Philosophy, Art Theory & Aesthetics, Concentration: Terrorism, Global Capitalism, & Aesthetics, Institute for Doctoral Studies in the Visual Arts
2017 200 Hour Kundalini Yoga Teacher, Concentration: The Science of Consciousness, Shiva Tattva Yoga School, Rishikesh, India

2015 Masters in Painting, Concentration: Non-Conceptual-Conceptual-Art, Savannah College of Art & Design Atlanta, GA

2008 Bachelors in Fine Arts, Inter-media, Concentration: Mixed Media, Installation, & Performance Art, Arizona State University Tempe, AZ

Travel.

Switzerland, Spain, Greece, Guatemala, Denmark, Portugal, Finland, Sweden, United Kingdom, Iceland, France, Italy, Germany, Turkey, Morocco,
Russia & India.

Spirit.

Gym Rat, Trench Digger, Non-practicing Kundalini Yoga Instructor, Gargoyle, Object Collector, Toothy Terrorizer, & #Garble📡antenna📡

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Who is #Lard?

WELCOME TO THE MANY STATES OF ME, #LARD

#BananaLard

I live on an island, in a volcano, underneath MagmaHead’s blackest black hole.
@Lardverse
#LardEian

I am a gelatinous substance named Eian… sometimes known as Gein. #LardGein
@LardLabs
#TerrorClown

I am an earthquake, a tectonic plate. The space before & after.
I am.
@BastardTongue
#SpiritLard

Ha Ha. I am #dead and in your dreams I will find you.
@Nowhere