#MeetLard

Greetings! My name is LardEian Alexander Kouri, “Lard” for short. I am a venture capitalist and real estate developer. My business: LardLabs, LLC. is a visual. think. tank. I created a pop-up museum, #EavMuseum in my private residence to house my #private collection of contemporary art, #KouriCollection. Included is “Welcome to the Lardverse,” *an island-shaped volcano* started in dialogue between Dr. Lard and #PM. Today, #LardLabs is a multi-media, cross-platform, spiritual, and immersive experience facilitating happenings between **atoms.**

**www.LardLabs.com**
is my storytelling wormhole, blurring the lines between business and myth. Nothing is fiction. My website is a treasure map to a not so secret-secret club. A paid-for multiverse complete with secret passageways, k[n]ot_art, and mysticism...

Think: Maurizio Cattelan meets David Lynch, 2021 - present.

Knowledge.

2021 Masters in Philosophy, Art Theory & Aesthetics, Concentration: Terrorism, Global Capitalism, & Aesthetics, Institute for Doctoral Studies in the Visual Arts
2017 200 Hour Kundalini Yoga Teacher, Concentration: The Science of Consciousness, Shiva Tattva Yoga School, Rishikesh, India

2015 Masters in Painting, Concentration: Non-Conceptual-Conceptual-Art, Savannah College of Art & Design Atlanta, GA

2008 Bachelors in Fine Arts, Inter-media, Concentration: Mixed Media, Installation, & Performance Art, Arizona State University Tempe, AZ

Travel.

Switzerland, Spain, Greece, Guatemala, Denmark, Portugal, Finland, Sweden, United Kingdom, Iceland, France, Italy, Germany, Turkey, Morocco,
Russia & India.

Spirit.

Gym Rat, Trench Digger, Non-practicing Kundalini Yoga Instructor, Gargoyle, Object Collector, Tooth Terrorizer, & #Garble📡antenna📡

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Support #Lard and #buyME

Who is #Lard?

WELCOME TO THE MANY STATES OF ME, #LARD

#BananaLard

I live on an island, in a volcano, underneath MagmaHead’s blackest black hole.
@Lardverse
#LardEian

I am a gelatinous substance named Eian… sometimes known as Gein, #LardGein.
@LardLabs
#TerrorClown

I am an earthquake, a tectonic plate. The space before & after.
I am.
@BastardTongue
#SpiritLard

Ha Ha, I am #dead, and in your dreams I’ll find you.
@Nowhere