“Lard reverse engineers global capitalism to replace

institutional innovation with artistic ingenuity.”

🍌#MeetLard🌋#ExperienceLard🐀#TradeSecrets👽

“Lets eat
Bananas &
talk philosophy”

w/ LardEian

the mastermind behind the #EavVolcano…

a Living-Visual, #Expression
of an absurd-experience,
a “hashtag” happening…

#Witness



#BananaLard dematerialize into the F.R.E.N…zone…

-an #absurd ‘log’ by LardEian

Click-here #Knot_Art


LardLabs, LLC. presents:

#BananaLard was missing…


& now they have been
#found



Click-here #FoundLard

  • #BananaLard

    Lives on a #island,

    in a volcano, #EavVolcano

    underneath the volcano’s vortex

    its #BlackestBlackHole

  • #BananaLard set off a #Signal

    Unbenounced to #Lard,

    Eav’s very own volcano, #MagmaHead

    activated its own vortex

    & chose to amplify Lard’s #signal to the nth degree!

  • #EavVolcano

    In honor of #PM the #EavVolcano was forged with intent:

    to connect #BananaLard to the #Aliens…

    Not only did this happen… A #SpaceOctopus snuck through…

    & infiltrated a known associate of #Lard.

    (Don’t worry they have since #recovered)

  • In #amplifying Lard's #Signal

    #LardTime glitched-out causing #BananaLard to #multiply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…ply…

  • #MissingLard

    Which ‘banane’ is the #real_banana?

    How can we ever know?

    #BananaLardisMissing